-=Episode 68=-
Where's Mr. and Mrs. Noh?
They're on the way
Mr. Noh goes to visit grandpa regularly...
He's a pretty good son
He's not a pretty good son, he's a great son
Poor grandpa... He loves mixing rice in the crab shell
I'll have to eat it today
Did you have a good visit
Is grandpa okay?
He's looking more and more haggard... he looks terrible
He's perfectly fine, he didn't look terrible
What do you mean he's perfectly fine?
His face looked so brittle, he looked like he was going to faint any second
He eats all of his meals and he looked healthy
You guys always do this. Who's telling the truth?
It doesn't matter, you just worry about ending things with that flatfish
I'm warning you
Mom, I just mixed the crab shells in with my rice. Let me enjoy it
Whatever. So you're going to end things right?
Ugh seriously... I'm going to eat in my room
You brat
Dad wouldn't have to suffer if I hadn't got into that argument
It's all my fault
Stop it
Mrs. Nah, did you season the crab yourself?
Yes / It's good
I'm showing off my skills
You can never forget Gil Sun-ja's seasoned raw crab after you try it
So many people told me to trademark it and sell it
It's not that great
Can you even get the crab down your throat when dad's like that?
Why wouldn't I be able to try it, it's good
What are you doing? Do you think I'm just babbling?
Earlier, dad looked at me while he was clutching the iron bars
with his tiny hands
His hands are not tiny
and of course there are iron bars in jail
Even when he was eating, he was in such a hurry
that he didn't know he had rice stuck near his mouth
He has rice stuck near his mouth when he eats at home too
When I think about how cold it is these days
and how he has to spend the long winter night on that icy floor...
He said that it's warm because they turn on the boiler at night
How could you be so cold
What do you mean? You're the one that's overreacting
You really shouldn't be like that
Nuna you should just eat downstairs
It's okay, this is much better than fighting with mom while I eat
Grandpa told them to give this to you
What is it
From what I can see, I think it's a letter
You Yeo Jin Gu Mung, of course it's a letter. Anyways, okay
Soo-young, play this song while you read this letter
What is this?
Please look after Chul-min
Love him more than you love me
He might look healthy
But he's actually a weak dog
He's really old so his teeth aren't good
He's a picky eater so he doesn't eat cheap food
Even if he gets angry and bites you when you wash him
Don't get mad, calm him down when you wash him
Chul-min, grandpa told me everything so don't worry
I'll take care of you from now on
Yeah Sol-mi
Really? What?! That's crazy
[ Soo-young's mom ]
Why are you answering that, Soo-young told you not to
But she keeps calling
I think you should ignore her
But it's Soo-young's mom, I don't know if I should ignore...
Ignore her, you stress out so much because of this. Ignore her
He's not answering again
Let's see how long you can go without answering you flatfish
So you want to give it a go?
How long are you going to be like that
Dad...
Stop it, that's enough
How can I stop? Dad's in that cold jail with cement floors...
What cement floors? You saw that it was linoleum
It's just a form of expression
If you really feel that bad then you sleep on a cement floor too
What are you doing on your soft bed all day
Dad, dad, dad
What? Fine, I just have to do the same thing? Alright I will
What's wrong with him
That flatfish...
Chul-min, eat your food
Eat up
Where are you going this time / None of your business
I said where are you going
What are you doing, the strap could have broken
I'm sorry, it hurt didn't it / You're going to meet the flatfish aren't you
Why do you ask when you already know? And why is he a flatfish
He looks like a flatfish so he's a flatfish
He does not, have you ever seen such a handsome flatfish?
Be quiet. Why isn't he answering my calls? He's a funny guy
He was all talk when said he would break up. He's a liar
You're the one that should stop calling him and saying weird stuff
What weird stuff I just told him to keep his promise
because he made a promise and he didn't keep it
You're the one that chose the promise, not him
He said himself... / Whatever, I'm not talking to you
Hey you brat! I should really shave her head and lock her in the house
I'm seriously aging
Every time I leave the house, it's war with my mom
That must be really hard
Can't you just lie and say that you broke up?
Why would I lie about that? She won't even believe me at this point anyways
[ Soo-young's mom ]
It's my mom again?
I don't want you guys to fight because of me
Why does she keep doing this to you
That's why you should lie and say that you broke up
She'll believe you if you say it right
Then how about this
What?
My dad used to do this long time ago
You change your phone so it seems like it's international roaming
Then they don't call because they think you're out of the country
If Soo-young's mom thinks Jang Yool is out of the country,
Soo-young doesn't have to fight with her every time she goes out
and Jang Yool doesn't have to worry about whether or not he should answer
Should we really try that?
Jang Yool, give me your phone
Mina, your dad is really smart
That's how my dad avoided a lot of creditors
Did he pay back all of his debt?
No, he still avoids them a little
Can we change the greeting message?
Sorry
You should have been more careful, what are you going to do about this
Sorry
I'll clean it for you
Forget it
Can't you go one day without acting like a hole? You Yeo Jin Gu Mung
What?!
He never fails to disappoint. Gu Mung Gu Mung [hole] Yeo Jin Gu Mung
President Noh, how long have you been there
Since you said 'Can't you go one day without acting like a hole
you Yeo Jin Gu Mung' to that intern
From the way it's you say Yeo Jin Gu Mung so naturally,
I guess you call Mr. Yeo Jin-gu Yeo Jin Gu Mung regularly
No, it's not that
That's interesting
Did you come up with that because of the Be Seven Again campaign?
Excuse me?
Is it because kids call their friends by their nicknames?
Return to innocence?
Very good
Yeah? You like it?
Yes. In that sense, should I give you a nickname too?
Excuse me?
You're Oh Yi-sa [Director Oh] so how about Oh Yi Sa Bal Myun [Oh Yi Ramen]
What kind of name is that...
Park Seung-hee is Park Seung Hehehe
Excuse me?
What's your name
Park Hui-soon
Park Hui Soon Soon Hee Hang Bok [Obediently surrender]
So, Oh Yi Ramen, Park Seung Hehehe, Park Hui Obediently Surrender
Carry on
President Noh
Why aren't you giving Nah Jin-ah a nickname
Do I have to give a nickname to every employee?
Figure it out yourselves
What is this? He gave all of us stupid nicknames... I'll give you a nickname
Nah Jin Assah Gaori [Woohoo]
My back is killing me
As the honorary daughter-in-law, I'll use this room while it's empty
Much better
Do you need something?
Mrs. Nah, I'm going to be staying in this room for the time being
Dad's suffering in jail, I can't be comfortable all by myself
That's why I'll be using this room as a prison to take part in his suffering
Why would you do something like that
Turn the boiler off in this room
It's going to be really cold if you turn off the boiler
I'm doing it to be really cold, turn it off
And bring me my meals on a food tray
Don't give me a lot of side dishes, just three. Make it simple
You should just eat downstairs...
Mrs. Nah, I told you I'm taking part in his suffering
I have to make it as close to jail as possible
Oh yeah, and take this downstairs
Cell phones are prohibited
I'm not going to leave this room except to use the 2nd floor bathroom
I'm going to make all of the conditions
as close to jail as possible
Okay
He's such an annoying character
Dad, this is Soo-dong
I feel guilty because technically you're in jail because of me
So I thought about it and I decided to take part in your suffering
I've created my own prison
and I plan to send you my meditations and contemplations as a letter
Watch over me, dad
Did you turn off the boiler?
[ International roaming rates will apply to the person you have called ]
What's going on? International roaming?
What's going on? Is that flatfish out of the country?
You called him again? He went to Japan to perform, why?
When is he coming back?
He's gone for a month, why?
A month? / Yeah, why? Are you happy?
A month? So I can finally get some comfortable sleep for a month
Chul-min
Don't open the door! Don't open the door!
Why not? What are you doing in that room by yourself
I'm going to pretend that I'm in jail and take part in grandpa's suffering
Dios mio! What are you doing?
It's not like grandpa's going to get out if you do that
It's the thought that counts
How are you doing
What are you doing... Is this some sort of prisoner cosplay?
I saw you earlier today
Is Chul-min inside?
Of course I'm by myself, there are no dogs in prison
Seriously why are you doing that
Chul-min, your sister's home. Where are you?
Hello?
My mom called you again right?
My mom totally fell for it, she thinks you're in Japan
I see...
But I don't know if we should be deceiving your mom like this
It's fine, she deceived me a lot too
Anyways, you don't have to stress out anymore
and I don't have to fight with my mom every time I go out
It's killing two birds with one stone
Dad, it's really cold in my jail at night
Yours is probably like this too, right? I guess jail should be cold...
But it's really really cold
So much so that it's hard for me to contemplate
Put some animation here
Like this?
Come on, you have to put it here you hole
Like this right?
Assah Gaori [Woohoo]
What are you doing
It's your new nickname. Nah Jin Assa Gaori
Don't do that
Why? But I wonder why my brother didn't give you a nickname
Yeah... I was curious what he would give me
Maybe it was... Nah Jin Assa Gaori
I said don't do that
I think President Noh is mad at me about something
Why?
I told you, he's been cold these days
What did I do wrong?
Dad, did you sleep well?
I couldn't sleep at all because it was so cold and now I can't think straight
I brought your breakfast
Stay there! Stay there!
Here's your breakfast
Thank you
What is this?
I roasted some beef this morning
Take out the meat, just give me the vegetables
Why would you take out the meat, just eat it
I told you, I want to be under the same conditions as dad...
Even in jail, he eats meat in every meal
Why are you going so overboard, seriously
You heard that right? Just eat the meat
No, it's still more comfortable here than it is there
So I need to eat poorly to compensate for it
Just give me vegetables
He's seriously the most annoying person in the world
It's so spicy
Did you eat the hot peppers? Drink some water
It's still so spicy
Why are you smiling?
Because you're so cute
Don't make fun of me
I'm not making fun of you, I really think you're cute
I love you Mina
Thank you
Thank you? That's it?
Excuse me? Then what?
You're not going to say that you love me too?
That's kind of corny
Why? I'm your boyfriend
Now that I think about it, I don't think you've ever told me
that you love me
I'm not good at things like that
Do it for me today
No...
Why not... Just do it once
Just once?
Yes... At least just once
Julien, I lov...
It tickles too much
What is this... Then say it in Japanese
In Japanese...?
Julien, aishi...
I can't do it
What is this... I thought Japanese girls were the most charming
Sumimasen [sorry]...
Just because a girl is Japanese doesn't mean she's charming
I'm not like that
Have a seat. How was grandpa today?
He looked well. He eats well and exercises in there
I heard from Min-hyuk that dad is playing prisoner by himself
You don't even know the half of it... He's going completely overboard
Dad is so emotional that he can't think rationally
Yeah, it's not like it's helping grandpa... Why is he doing that
That's true but he said he's going to meditate while he's in there
Sasaek [meditate]... His face was sasaek [deathly pale]
Do you know what he said
when I asked him why he was doing it in father's room?
He said it's because the doors feel like the iron bars in prison
Seriously, yesterday he was clutching the grating
and asked me 'How are you doing'... I thought I was going crazy
Why do you two look so peaceful all of a sudden? You're not fighting
No / What are you talking about
It's definitely much better than usual
Flatfish went to Japan to perform for a month
Really? / No wonder
I'm finished. Chul-min
But for a whole month?
He's going for a long time
He didn't eat his food yesterday
Chul-min, where are you? Why aren't you eating?
A month is enough time to find a new girl there
I hope he finds a Japanese girl and decides to stay there
I heard Japanese girls are so charming that they make guys melt
I would jump for joy if that happened
Chul-min, where are you? Eat your food
You know what my brother-in-law said?
He said he hopes you find a Japanese girl and decide to stay there
and that Japanese girls are so charming that they make guys melt
Mina doesn't make me melt
It's true. I can't even make one man melt
My mom didn't call today right?
Yes
She won't call for the next 20 days at least
I feel good, why don't you sing a song?
* The sun is already up *
* It was bright outside the window *
But how'd you know that he went to Japan?
I called him and his greeting message said it was international roaming
That's it? You can just change that if you want to
You can just change it if you want to?
Yeah... A lot of people have that on their phone for fun
You said he was in an indie band...
It's kind of suspicious that an indie band
is performing in Japan for a month
So flatfish did this on purpose to avoid my calls?
Give me your phone
Jang Yool, someone's calling you
Who is it?
There's no name
Maybe it's the parcel delivery service
Answer it for me
This is Soo-young's mom
What is this
What?! How are you doing Mrs. Noh
You know I'm not doing well. Soo-young said that you're in Japan
Are you really in Japan? I think you're lying
Let's listen together
Say you're not lying
I'm not lying
I know you're lying. You can do international roaming domestically
Yool-chan, what should we eat?
I'm starving
Let's go eat ramen
Maybe he's really in Japan
Welcome! How many people?
Two ramen with roe?
Yool-chan, can I get dumplings in my ramen too?
Who is it? Do you have another girlfriend in Korea?
All I have is you, Yool-chan
I love you Yool-chan
I can't talk on the phone right now, sorry
It's fine, you seem busy. We'll talk later
Bye
We would have been caught right away if it weren't for Mina
It seems like he's really in Japan
Yeah... I guess it's true
But what was the Japanese girl saying?
Aishiteru... That means I love you
I love you? So he really met a girl in Japan?
What a creep... He found another girl already?
What are you talking about? This is good news
I should have recorded and shown it to Soo-young
They sounded like they were serious right?
The way she was talking all cute
You said that just because a girl is Japanese doesn't mean she's charming
It was just acting earlier
You could have acted like that for me if you really love me
You just don't love me enough
It's really not like that, don't be mad okay?
Okay? Okay? Okay?
Dad, I couldn't sleep because it was so cold
and I only ate vegetables... and I've been writing this letter nonstop
so now I'm sick
How do I put this... It feels like if any pathogen entered my body
I'd catch the disease right away
This might be the last thing I write
Bye mom
What are you going to do, it's late
I know
Get home safely
Okay, bye
I told you not to go overboard
You were doing something that was of no help to father
and now you can't go visit him
What are you doing seriously
Stop nagging me, I wasn't doing nothing here
Then what did you do
What is that?
They're letters I wrote to dad while I was meditating in here
Give it to him
Here's a wet towel
Thank you... But for lunch today, give me some meat side dishes
Not vegetables, meat
Julien, are you really going to stay mad?
I'm sorry
I'm not mad so don't worry about it
I know you're mad
Turn around for a second
Mina, what are you doing?
It's a unicycle. I brought it to show you
Julien, aishiteru
I love you
Julien, try and catch me
Stay there. If I catch you, I'm going to scold you
How do you feel?
I'm fine, it's not too bad in here
I put in plenty of money so buy whatever you want to eat
Thank you... But where's Soo-dong?
He was trying to live under your conditions so he slept in your room
with the boiler off. He caught a cold so he couldn't come
He goes overboard... They turn on the boiler here too
Oh, I brought this because I thought you might need it
I did need it, thank you. What is this?
[ Meditations in Prison ]
They're letters that Soo-dong wrote to you
Why is it so long? I'm going to die of old age while reading this
Still, his effort is admirable
Grandpa, what book are you reading?
It's not a book, it's something else
Dad, this is Soo-dong
I feel guilty because technically you're in jail because of me
So I thought about it and I decided to take part in your suffering
It's been 50 minutes since I turned off the boiler
I feel like I'm taking a small part in your suffering
It's definitely cold without the boiler
Talking about the boiler reminds me of the commercial that says
"We need to get a boiler for my dad's place"
The rice and kimchi that I'm eating by myself in this cold room...
I don't know if I'm eating the rice or the rice is eating me
That sounded strange right?
I can't think straight because I couldn't sleep
I want sweet and sour pork all of a sudden
The taste of crispy pork lightly dipped in sweet sauce...
I want crab marinated in soy sauce
I want to put rice in a crab shell full of eggs
and lightly scrape the sides with my chopsticks and mix it with the rice
I just thought of the traditional southern Korean food we ate in Hyewon
Tangpyeongchae, oysters, sashimi
Grilled pollack, steamed ray, boiled meat, smoked duck, fish stew
Bastard... Is he trying to piss me off?
There's no more toilet paper
Wipe with that
The one son that I have..
I wonder how my Chul-min is doing
Grandpa, where are you? I'm so cold and hungry
It's been two days since I ate and there's nothing to eat in the yard
Hey did you hear? He eats poo
Really? You eat poo?
Yeah... Why?
How could you eat poo?
It's good... You should try it too
You can't stop once you try it... You get addicted
Poo? You're a disgusting mutt
You don't eat poo, you discharge it
Grandpa, what do I do?
I'm starving to death and there's nothing but that poo
I've never eaten poo in my life... Do I have to eat it to survive?
Grandpa... I want to bury this incident as my life's greatest secret
Mom! Chul-min's eating poo!
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I said you're grounded
Get out of the way
You can't take one step outside of this house
I don't know what she's thinking
Should we plant a spy?
Jun-hyuk you're perfect for this
You have to eat something nuna / What you planning on doing with him?
I don't know
Have you thought of something?
You're acting strange... You're a spy aren't you
I'm sorry... If there's anything I can do to help, I'll do it
Jang Yool, I missed you so much
It's going to be hard for you to sneak out too
I'm begging you
I'll do my best
Thank you
Oh my god
Is this the thing you brought earlier?
Honestly, I didn't trust you until just now. Thank you